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Back in 2008~2009 when I was soaked in the underground music scene in Beijing, I thought about creating an English podcast to introduce indie rock music from China to the western audience. The inspiration came from a four-hour mp3 file of Anthony Wong of Tat Ming Pair of Hong Kong in his early radio DJ years. In this audio clip Anthony Wong was commenting in Cantonese on Depeche Mode's latest album in the background music of Tour de France by Kraftwerk. It was devilishly cool.

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Chinese Restaurant

If you are a native Chinese, please skip.

If you are a fan of General Tso Chicken, please skip.

If you are not a native Chinese but aspire for good Chinese food once in a while, read on.

When you walk in a Chinese restaurant, whether in the Bay Area, New York, Los Angeles or Hawaii, you might fancy ordering like a native Chinese and get something really authentic, not invented-in-America kind of Chinese food (such as General Tso chicken or Beef & Broccoli). The challenge is, it's very difficult to navigate through a Chinese restaurant's menu as no one really understands the English portion of it. Chinese would just go straight to the last two pages that are written entirely in Chinese (so called "Chef's Recommendations") to order (and speak in Chinese to the waiter/waitress). If you don't read Chinese, this option is not available to you.

Well, unless you read on ...

Here's a cookie-cutter guide of ordering authentic dishes in a Chinese Sichuan style restaurant (known for spicy food). It borrows the menu from Da Sichuan Bistro at 3781 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, CA 94306. You can either just show the Chinese characters to the waiter/waitress, or just give her/him the ID numbers. You will find these same dish names in Chinese in almost any authentic Chinese Sichuan restaurant.

Chinese dishes have very funky English translations and most of them don't make any sense (many sound just utterly terrifying) as nobody reads them anyway. My English comments are not meant to be a literal translation but explanation of what it is.

The numbers in brackets are the corresponding IDs from Da Sichuan, if you don't even bother with showing the Chinese characters.

It goes without saying that they are ALL very delicious. This guide is not meant to cover 100% of what's available out there, but what I'd like to recommend to my non-Chinese friends who might have been deprived of the real joy of tasting quintessential Chinese delicacies. If you can order any of the below dishes, you'll win instant respect and admiration from the waiter/waitress with a look, "well this Lao Wai knows what he/she is doing".

Appetizers

  • 红油抄手, meat dumplings, spicy (306)
  • 口水鸡, chicken, salty (101)
  • 夫妻肺片, beef & ox tripes, spicy (106)
  • 蒜泥白肉, pork, spciy (109)
  • 川北凉粉, bean jelly, spicy (111)

Fish

  • 水煮鱼片, fish, spicy (F510)
  • 醋溜鱼片, fish, non-spicy (F512)

Pork

  • 干煸肥肠, pig intestine, spicy (P109)
  • 鱼香肉丝, shredded pork, spicy (P102)
  • 回锅肉, sliced pork, spicy (P104)

Beef

  • 水煮牛肉, beef, spicy (B112)
  • 葱爆牛肉, beef, non-spicy (B102)

Chicken

  • 重庆辣子鸡, chicken, spicy (625)
  • 三杯鸡, chicken, non-spicy (available in Taiwanese restaurant)

Lamb

  • 孜然羊肉, lamb, spicy (P705)
  • 葱爆羊肉, lamb, non-spicy (P701)

Vegetables

  • 虎皮青椒, green pepper, spicy (V117)
  • 干煸四季豆, green beans, non-spicy (V110)
  • 麻婆豆腐, tofu, spicy (V103)
  • 红烧豆腐, tofu, non-spicy (V104)
  • 清炒丝瓜, luffa, non-spicy (V114)
  • 青椒土豆丝, shredded potato, spicy (V116)
  • 清炒空心菜,water spinach, non-spicy

Rice & Noodle

  • 担担面, narrow noodle, dry (N108)
  • 牛肉炒河粉, wide noodle (with beef), dry (N403)
  • 榨菜肉丝面,minced pork noodle, soup (N112)
  • 炸酱面, Beijing noodle, dry (N116)
  • 扬州炒饭, fried rice

Drink & Beverages

  • 青岛啤酒, Qingdao beer
  • 王老吉, non-alcohol

With that, now you can walk into any Chinese Sichuan-styled restaurant, with this web page on your cell phone screen, and proceed to place your order with absolute confidence and effortlessness.